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[30 Aug 2003|05:54pm]
[ mood | sore ]

my cousin shaun is staying at my house tonight. he's five. she's kida short for his age and he's really smart and talks so fast. he ws tellin gme stories and mentioned that he had the nickname of "midget". i asked him to calls him that. his sister and his dad. then he noticed the head sculpture in my room and i said it was about the size of his head. he said no, his was bigger and said that some people call him "cranium 2". his dad and his sister. then his mom calls him the "special needs child" because he only eats kfc and doughnuts. pretty funny if you ask me.

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[20 Aug 2003|03:29pm]
[ mood | nauseated ]

August 20th, 2003

Meghan Nicole Current is required to listen to smooth jazz inside of her car for three weeks starting August 19th, 2003. She is not allowed to listen to any radio station other than 95.5 and is only allowed to listen to CDs that are on the approved list below. Any smooth jazz that is not included on the below will disqualify Meghan. If Meghan fails to complete her three weeks she will owe Westley a pack of 120 Tic Tac artificially flavored orange mints. If Meghan passes her three weeks, Westley will have to do the same.

Jazz for a Rainy Afternoon: 32 jazz.
Oasis smooth jazz awards collection
Street Wise: Urban Jazz




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Meghan Nicole Current

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Westley John Current

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[15 Aug 2003|06:27pm]
pauly: can you drop this off at a mail box on your way home?
meg: just put it in your mailbox.
pauly: i can't.
meg: yes you can. the mail men do pick up mail as well as drop it off.
pauly: they do? (complete seriousness)


it was great. pauline is so foreign.
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[13 Aug 2003|02:41pm]
[ mood | sleepy ]

Osco sucks says:
u suck!
unbelievably harsh says:
you suckmore
unbelievably harsh says:
like strathmore but suckmore
Osco sucks says:
i see
unbelievably harsh says:
go to work
Osco sucks says:
i will...
unbelievably harsh says:
alright
Osco sucks says:
alright

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[13 Aug 2003|02:01pm]
[ mood | excited ]

paulines claims that video game tournements are dumb. that is dumb. eh?

meg

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[12 Aug 2003|04:32pm]
[ mood | uncomfortable ]

my knee still hurts. have you figured out who the story is about yet? someone's parents. not mine.

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two cokes and a nick mack. [10 Aug 2003|10:11pm]
we had to go feed some fish. so we went in the house and snooped around the food cabinets and the kid's rooms. i commented on the country cutesy-ness of the house and the plethora of chairs that she scattered about. then i got this brilliant plan of going upstairs. so we trotted up the stairs. i commented on the precious moments figurines and the dusty tv in their room. then she got this even more brilliant idea to crack open the side drawers because we're kinda like that. she takes his side and i take hers. i scream because i see a yellow condom and some ky. she screams because she sees three condom wrappers. then we switch. we hadn't had enough trauma. on my way to her side i trip on some scattered clothing. i fall really really hard on my knee and end up on my back in tears while laughing so hard that i could pee. she keeps standing about me asking me questions about what i saw. then i get up and make my way over to his side. she already there and says that there's a economy size box of condoms that she first thought was a video cassette. then she points out the bag. i tell her to open and she does. there's another bag inside. she opens it. inside are tons of compacted condom boxes and empty wrappers. we scream, wrap up the bags and put it back in his drawer but not before i catch a glimpse of something white. i scream "look at the white thing." she runs over and check it out. a white vibrator. she starightens up the room and makes it look like we were never there and we run down the stairs as fast as we can. then we're in the living room and we're looking at some family pictures. one of them is of her holding a baskets. i wonder why she looks so happy. maybe becuase there's a vibrator in that basket that we can't see. and we'll never know.

true story by meghan current
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sliznut... [10 Aug 2003|01:14pm]
[ mood | infuriated ]

it's not like there are any expectations or anything but it's hard to write in here. anyway, one highlight of my past couple days was that i did indeed see bringing down the house starring queen latifah and steve martin. it was amazing but horrbile at the exact same time. it's was culturally offensive but queen latifah was in it so i can't hate it. i feel asleep in the middle but i was really tired so i don't care. i might very possibly be going to see the lizzie mcguire movie this afternoon. that's quite exciting. i know that you're all jealous.

it was of my valiber.

wow. i gotta get over this bold thing.


meghan aka rose

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hola senors! [03 Aug 2003|11:43pm]
[ mood | cheerful ]

this entry is a tad bit past pg13. please monitor your child's veiwing of this website. all though we do try to keep to our pg13 standards we are not liable for hurting the innocence of the youth. appologies all around.

spanish porn anyone?

man: como estas?
woman: muy muy muy muy bien! y tu?
man: bien. yo soy muy grange y largo y girthyo.

- meghan shore

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[03 Aug 2003|11:02pm]
[ mood | sleepy ]

Pauline went to work one day, and saw the most beautiful black boy at the register. His name was Kevin. He had come from a land far far away (Evanston)to help out that day because everyone in Osco was suspended.

Pauline and Kevin instantly fell in love because they were both black and loved to go dancing in clubs. His friend Mikyal, who also came to help was jealous of their love, and conspired against them. Kevin and pauline made out in the freezer in the backroom, but Mikyal caught them! He was furious and locked them in the freezer overnight.

50 years later a new osco was built and two bodies were found in the freezer.

I'll never forget ol' kev

love,
Blanche

(pauly)

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the greatest story ever told. [03 Aug 2003|09:01pm]
one day meghan and pauline were driving to pauline's dad's house. they took lake shore drive to get there. as they were approaching some tall buildings and pauline said "my meghan, we sure are REALLY close to elkin's house. hey look! there it is! i really wish elkin would fall in love with me". right as pauline said it elkin looked out a window in his apartment and noticed a little green car speeding down the big street and said out loud "my that sure does look like pauline's car. i wish she would fall in love with me." after all that happened meghan looked over at pauline and noticed that she had a yellow ora. all of a sudden the car filled with smoke and lindsay lohan was driving the car. meghan screamed and lindsay swerved because she was only twelve and didn't know how to drive.. as that was happening elkin had to pee. he went into the bathroom and stood in front of the toilet but he missed. it all shot straight down his legs. he was missing some essential man parts. he looked in the mirror and saw jaime lee curtis' face. he put his hands on his face and shouted "i'm like the crypt keeper!!" it all remains a mystery.

- rose aka meghan
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